His Dandruff’s Up

As president of the men’s chapter of the Society for the Preservation of Big Hair in America (SPOBHIA), I was hard-pressed to control my disgust while reading Gregory Farmer’s Jan. 15 letter, in which he complained he had to sit behind an “old thing with this antiquated beehive” at the movie theatre.

I can see this man (sic) so clearly, sitting in theater, his hair greased and combed tight against his scalp, looking for some innocent minority to pigeonhole.

Well, those of us with Hair Abundance won’t stand silent before such rantings:

I pile my hair with pride, Mr. Farmer, as does my family and 7,000 SPOBHIA members nationwide. Buy a VCR and stay home, you small-haired prig!

TIM CHRISTIAN

Fullerton