Money, Honey

With ticket sales in excess of $100 million, a sequel to Disney’s “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” is a foregone conclusion. Not so definite: the direction in which it’ll be headed.

To cover its bases, Disney’s registered these titles with the MPAA: “Honey, I Can’t Get the Kids Out of My Head,” “Honey, I Turned the Kids Into Animals,” “Honey, I Turned the Kids Into Giants,” “Honey, I Faxed the Kids,” “Honey, I Turned the Kids Invisible,” “Honey, I Sent the Kids to the Moon,” “Honey, I Xeroxed the Kids” and “Honey, I Ate the Kids.”

Not registered: “Honey, I Exploited the Kids.”