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President Bush Bans Broccoli

I don’t understand all the concern that America’s children aren’t going to eat their broccoli simply because President Bush doesn’t eat his. As vice president, Bush couldn’t keep the broccoli off his plate; he had to become President to do that. So the message is clear: The only way to avoid eating broccoli is to become President.

STAN SEAVEY

La Crescenta


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