Yeah, He Has 11 Items in Express Line, Too

Regarding your reader (May 18) who feels he can take all the time he wants and hold up other foursomes on the golf course, I think I know this guy. He:

--Drives 27 m.p.h. on the freeway.

--Has a large dog that barks all night.

--Mows his lawn at 6 a.m. Sunday.

--Writes dumb letters to The Times.

CHARLES MOCK, Sunland