U.S. Targets Saddam Hussein
Two thousand cuddly teddies held hostage. U.S. Customs has its orders from the top. It’s feared the “cotton-puffed critters” may join the Republican Guard.
Three great military secrets must be protected: 1) Iraqi children are suffering and dying as a result of the destruction of the country’s infrastructure and the continued economic sanctions; 2) Hussein has not and will not be hurt or influenced by sanctions, only the innocent; 3) teddy bears are definitely out. It is too risky to our national security and the new world order.
RENEE HAI
Alhambra
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