But Not One of Them Ever Writes

Sunny Boy, a Friesian bull who becomes a father every two minutes, is set to smash breeding records by producing his millionth batch of sperm, his breeder said Monday.

“He’s done 970,000 so far--which, as far as I know, is already the world’s highest level of production,” said Jacob Chardon, general manager of the KIO Cooperative for Artificial Insemination in the northern village of Harfsen.

Sunny Boy, who works five days a week and has sired as many as 300,000 calves in a year, already has celebrity status in the Dutch agricultural press. His sperm is flown to 30 countries.