Notes on a Scorecard - July 23, 1992
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Bound to happen at the Olympic Games: . . .
A swimming record or two will be broken. . . .
Cuba will have a better infield than the Dodgers. . . .
Italy will have a better infield than the Dodgers. . . .
Spain will have a better infield than the Dodgers. . . .
Despite the new computer scoring system, there will be some poor decisions in boxing. . . .
A TripleCast viewer will complain that not enough of the preliminaries in the 114.5-pound class of Greco-Roman wrestling are being shown. . . .
Juan Antonio Samaranch will make a boring speech. . . .
The best basketball will be played during U.S. intra-squad scrimmages. . . .
During a lull in the action, NBC’s Bob Costas will pull his Mickey Mantle trading card out of his wallet. . . .
Emilio Sanchez and his sister Arantxa Sanchez Vicario will use the home-court advantage to win the tennis tournaments. . . .
When a certain American female swimmer wins, headlines will refer to the “Summer Olympics.” . . .
Matt Biondi will swim the 50-meter freestyle in three strokes. . . .
Oscar De La Hoya will be the best fighter, pound-for-pound. . . .
An American promoter will offer Cuban heavyweight Felix Savon a bout against Evander Holyfield. . . .
The equestrian events will put some to sleep and thrill others. . . .
Those residing in the media village, which lacks air conditioning, will dub it “Stalag 92.” . . .
The great debate will be whether synchronized swimming is a sport. . . .
Team handball will be worth a look. . . .
The U.S. contingent will make Mr. Blackwell’s 10 worst-dressed list with its opening-ceremony attire. . . .
A women’s pro basketball league will be proposed after the United States wins the gold medal. . . .
No Canadian will win a medal in the Canadian singles, Canadian pairs, Canadian singles slalom or Canadian pairs slalom canoeing competition. . . .
The walk races will be pedestrian. . . .
Dave Johnson will clear 15 feet 9. . . .
After Dave wins the decathlon, Dan will hug him. . . .
American male runners will dominate everything up to 800 meters but will need a taxi to get home in the distance races. . . .
A man named John Smith will be the most uncommon wrestler. . . .
Documentary film maker Bud Greenspan will wear his glasses on his forehead. . . .
Any team coming within 40 points of the Dream Team will declare it a moral victory. . . .
Hundredths of a second will be the difference between a gold medal and fourth place in a swim sprint. . . .
The long jump duels, Mike Powell vs. Carl Lewis and Jackie Joyner-Kersee vs. Heike Drechsler, will steal the track and field show. . . .
Bela Karolyi will be compared to Bela Lugosi. . . .
California will win more medals than most countries. . . .
An athlete who read the bus schedule incorrectly will miss his event. . . . Nobody will chant, “Beat the Unified Team!” . . .
Kenyans will sweep the steeplechase. . . .
An unpaid kayaker will be as skilled at his sport as a millionaire tennis or basketball player. . . .
Smallest medalist will be 4-4, 68-pound Kim Kwang Suk of North Korea in the uneven bars. . . .
If athletes from what used to be East Germany fail, people will say it is because they are off steroids. . . .
If they succeed, it will be because they still are on steroids. . . .
A boxing referee will deserve a warning for issuing so many warnings. . . . Barcelona merchants will complain that business is bad. . . .
Visitors will complain that prices are high. . . .
A U.S. relay team will drop the baton. . . .
An Olympic official from Atlanta will say that his city will do it better in 1996. . . .
Butch Reynolds will get more attention than anyone who qualified to run in the 400 meters. . . .
Chuck Daly will worry. . . .
Shotputter Huang Zhihong of China will win her country’s first gold medal in track and field. . . .
The best team competitions will match the United States against Cuba in baseball and men’s volleyball. . . .
There will be more politics than at the United Nations. . . .
Sergei Bubka will set a record. . . .
Someone will wonder why there is no golf. . . .
A 15-year-old gymnast will win a gold medal and announce her retirement. . . .
Charles Barkley will ask to be traded.