Family Values

I was watching the tube when I heard Republican Party Chairman Rich Bond tell us what Hillary Clinton thinks of family values. I shouted into the kitchen to the little lady, “Do you know Hillary Clinton thinks a woman’s role in a good old-fashioned family is like slavery?”

So what kind of answer do I get? “That’s what I’ve been telling you for years, big shot.” What’s happened to American values when you can’t get a decent patriotic response from your own wife? So, I switched channels to the ball game and said, “Honey, can you bring me a beer?”

MARTIN M. SHAPERO

Woodland Hills