Charity Bingo Inspections

I have long suspected that Bingo Commissioner Robert Burns must be the stupidest person on God’s green Earth. Now I’m certain of it.

He won’t allow locked doors and accept keys because, he says, “Can you imagine inspectors walking around with 75 keys?” (“Robbers Take Cash, Jewels at Charity Bingo Game,” Times Valley Edition, March 13).

Give me a break. They don’t check on all 75 bingo parlors on any one evening. Give inspectors the keys they need for any one trip. Too tough for him to figure out? Maybe he’d rather allow the danger to continue.

I wish Burns would get a life and we could get a new commissioner. Who appointed this moron anyway--a relative?

MARLENE REA

Canoga Park