This One Might Win for Best Shorts Story

Hurrah for the fashion designers who have garbed our men’s basketball teams in those embarrassing baggy shorts, defined by Webster’s as:

Culottes (koo-lots), n.pl. (Fr.) knee-length trousers made full in the legs to resemble a skirt, worn by women and girls for sports, etc.

What’s next for our macho hoopsters--bras and earrings?

WILLIAM S. KOESTER

Upland