Verbatim

From a press release sent by the Kjellberg Studio in New York:

“Did you know that your favorite shapes and colors are the keys to understanding your personality--even down to finding the fragrance that will enhance your lifestyle? Did you know that you can hear fragrances in music and see them in certain shapes and colors?

“Haarmann & Reimer knows it and they’ve proven it scientifically, with research on thousands of women around the world. . . .”

If all those women are really hearing fragrances, they need Thorazine, not perfume.