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BY DESIGN : The De-Blahing of Bob : There’s one in every office--the guy who wears nothing but black, gray and beige. But if our Bob can discover colors, so can yours.

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You know what’s funny? My dad spent his whole life working in the L.A. garment district, selling fabrics, and I never cared about clothes. I mean, I can afford to buy nice clothes once in awhile, but I’ve never thought of them as a priority, even a low priority. I own two more guitars than suits. I alternate two pairs of shoes and four pairs of pants to the office. I think a black shirt over black slacks looks cool.

I never cared, and I never thought people noticed.

I was wrong.

Some kind soul at The Times, hearing of an in-house search for a guy with a dull office wardrobe to undergo a make-over, suggested me. I had no clue. What were they going to do? Tweeze my eyebrows? Give me neck exercises for that creeping double chin? Make me wear bell-bottoms?

But there was a sign that a remake would be a good thing. It came from my colleagues on the city desk who, when word got out that I had been nominated, stood up and applauded.

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Here’s what the make-over taught me: There are vibrant colors out there. You can wear orange sherbet-colored shirts and look good. You can play with contrasts. Purple shirt and green jacket: Bang! You can discover things: I never knew what a double pleat was. And while the new looks I was given took more money than I’m used to spending (pants, in my book, cost $35, not $85), it won’t bankrupt me to break the rules once in awhile.

But the biggest lesson--and this is a notion I have resisted my entire life--was: It’s fun. The simple sensation of enjoying clothes had been completely foreign to me, and as I sit in the office typing this (wearing a black shirt, jeans and sneakers) I vow to change. Ralph Lauren is not finished with me yet.

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