This Shoe Doesn’t Fit

Wait. Bill Shoemaker is forgetting to sue his friend for shooting a hole in one, which led to his drinking before driving his Bronco off the road. Oh, but he wasn’t drunk, was he? C’mon, someone ought to tell him that the people behind the ad campaigns say “Don’t DRINK and drive” and only imply “Don’t GET DRUNK and drive.”

Hmm, maybe he should sue them as well.

MICHAEL POU WONG

Burbank