Take a Headline: Clippers Lose

I give. Losses by the hapless Clippers are inevitable. I have, therefore, come up with standing heads that can be used by your headline writers.

Clippers Inundated By Lakers

Clippers Blistered By Suns

Sonics Lower Boom on Clippers

Clippers Lose Scent Against Trail Blazers

Sacramento Kings of Road Against Clippers

Clippers Surrender to Warriors

Spurs Prod Clippers

Clippers, Like Grandmother, Devoured By Wolves

Rockets Jettison Clippers

Jazz Sharp in Victory Over Clippers

Grizzlies Maul Clippers

Clippers Out of Step Against Mavericks

Clippers Are Pot of Gold at End of Nuggets’ Rainbow

Clippers Can’t Make It in New York

Heat Burns Clippers

Magic Sleight of Hand Defeats Clippers

Clippers Caught in New Jersey’s Net

Celtics Don’t Need Luck of Irish Against Clippers

Clippers Outsmarted By Wizards

76ers Treat Clippers Like Redcoats

Hawks Soar Over Clippers

Clippers Stung By Hornets

Bulls Gore Clippers

Milwaukee Passes Go, Collects 200 Bucks Against Clippers

Cleveland Frolics Against Clippers

Clippers Knocked Off Stride By Pacers

Pistons Treat Clippers Like a Rear End

Clippers Offensive Against Raptors

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M.D. TAYLOR

Simi Valley