Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite. (Darren Chambers, 9, Woodland Hills, Serrania Avenue Elementary)

* Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back. (Melissa Klein, 11, Los Angeles, Temple Emanuel Community Day School)

* What did the tree drink at the party? Root beer. (Casey Moore, 8, Rancho Palos Verdes, Cornerstone School)

* What does a sheep say when it has to visit the restroom? “I need to go to the baaaaaathroom.” (Alison Sutter, 6, Cheviot Hills, Westwood Charter School)

* What did George Washington say after he cut down the cherry tree? “It was an ax-ident.” (Joseph Sienkaniec, 5, Huntington Beach, Peterson Elementary)

* What do you call a group of singing pigs? A porkestra. (Ali Austerlitz, 8, Los Angeles, Maimonides Academy)