Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What is a bison? It’s a bowl for hand washing in Australia. (Rebecca Koslover, 10, Tustin, home schooled)
* What kind of animal do you not want to play cards with? A cheetah. (Susan Faye Shapiro, 5, North Hollywood, Adat Ariel School)
* Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank. (Evan Gorzeman, 5, Long Beach, Lowell Elementary)
* What’s the name of Santa’s 10th reindeer? Olive, as in the song lyrics, “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh . . . “ (Michael De Lyser, 6, Lancaster, Palmdale Learning Plaza)
* How does a cow say happy holidays? “Dairy Christmas and Happy Moo Year!” (Sergio Chacon, 7, Oxnard, Marina West School)
* What did the salad say to the man when he opened the refrigerator door? “Get out, I’m dressing!” (Chris Garza, 9, Hacienda Heights, Shadybend Elementary)
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