* The post office has a new...
* The post office has a new stamp that shows life in the ‘50s--cars with fins, 3-D glasses and Hula-Hoops. “If they want something on a stamp to show what life was like in the ‘50s, they ought to print 6 cents.” (Jerry Perisho)
* “Medical experts report that acupuncture really works to relieve pain. There’s just one catch: The needles have to be filled with vodka.” (Argus Hamilton)
* “Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson says that he can’t see the year 2000,” says Gary Easley. “I hear that he was also unable to see much of the ‘60s.”
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