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“First USA has introduced a Rodeo Drive Visa card that carries perks like free valet parking, fashion previews and complementary engraving at selected jewelers,” says Bob Mills. “Included in the monthly statement are free Krugerrands for the parking meters.”
* “The Rolling Stones’ ‘Bridges to Babylon’ tour started this week in Chicago. It’s the first major rock ‘n’ roll tour sponsored by the AARP.” (Cutler Daily Scoop)
* Regarding Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed, who left the organization to become a consultant: “He is an expert in business--other people’s.” (Alan Ray)
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