I’s to the Souls

Cash Peters, a 41-year-old freelance British journalist who divides his time between homes in Hollywood and London, is the author of the recently published “Instant Insight: Secrets of Life, Love and Destiny Revealed in Your Handwriting” (Warner Books), a follow-up to his first handwriting expose, “The Telltale Alphabet.”

Q: So you’ve been knocked around a bit . . .

A: I’ve had some adventures on live British TV. Once I was knocked off my chair for giving an honest evaluation. Another time I analyzed this guy’s sex life, and it wasn’t very flattering. He got really angry about it and dragged me to the floor by my head.

Q: His bedtime characteristics?

A: Oh, yes. It all has to do with the Vs. The wider your V, the more likely you are to be adventurous and uninhibited between the sheets.

Q: When would handwriting analysis help someone?

A: You can say to someone on the first date, “Just write your address down here,” and you can tell what they’ll be like six months down the line. I had an agent once who checked all her boyfriends out through me.

Q: Some people must feel threatened by your insight.

A: I’ve had a couple of famous people who became furious at my analyses. One female celebrity had horrendous handwriting--she’d obviously had a rough time of it in life. I told her how she was very insecure and felt that no one loved her, and she got up and walked away, cutting me dead.

Q: Can you name names?

A: Are you kidding? No, no, no, I’d be sued to death.