Pint-Sized Punch Lines
Which one of our states goes in front of the word “question”? Al-aska. (Stacie Locke, 13, Santa Clarita, Valencia High)
* What did the drunk robber say while he was robbing a bank? This is a hiccup! (Katie Norring, 10, West Covina, St. Christopher School)
* What does an eye eat for dinner? Seefood. (Jason Pelmont, 9, Reseda, Topeka Elementary School)
* Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead? To make up her mind. (Michael Robertson, 6, Glendale, Franklin Elementary)
* What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing, it waved. (Crystal Meza, 11, Westchester, St. Jerome School)
* Why did the kids stop using three-way calling? Because they could never decide who was going to pay the telephone bill. (Jose Serrato, 8, Los Angeles, Sierra Vista School)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.
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