Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What do you call a polar bear in the Caribbean? Lost. (Elizabeth Kerstein, 9, Rancho Palos Verdes, Cornerstone School)
* What’s another name for an owl’s beak? Who nose. (Vincent Marinelli, 4 1/2, Eagle Rock, Westminster Preschool)
* What country has the most Beanie Babies? Ty-Land. (Brittany L. Engel, 9, La Habra, Rolling Hills Elementary)
* How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card. (Shane David Engel, 7, La Habra, Rolling Hills Elementary)
* How long does it take to build a blimp? A good year. (Andrew Joseph Sego, 7, Valencia, Helmers Elementary)
* What does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear. (Alex Mitchell, 5, Sacramento, Sutterville Elementary)
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