Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What do motorcycle policemen have in their sandwiches? Traffic jam. (Elizabeth Harrier, 12, Granada Hills, St. Euphraisa Elementary)

* Why was the flag maker so happy? Because he was having a banner day. (Ken Thompson, 9, South Gate, Stanford Avenue School)

* If you’re Italian in the kitchen and French in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom? European. (Abigail Keck, 10, Mountain View, Mountain View Landels School)

* What ears can you not hear with? Light ears. (Andy Guttman, 6, San Pedro, Harbor Magnet Elementary)

* Who are the favorite composers of chickens? Bach Bach Bach and Ludwig von Egg-thoven. (George Stevens, 11, Los Angeles, 27th Street School)

* What do you get when you cross electricity and a wagon? A volts wagon. (Joey Thompson, 8, Pasadena, Waverly School)

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