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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

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* Why is a planned wedding like a fruit? Because they cantaloupe. (Dallas Dario, 13, Woodland Hills, Taft High School)

* Why does a policeman have to be strong? To pull cars over. (Ilana Masad, 8, Givatayim, Israel, Yigal Alon Elementary School)

* What kind of bird goes to church? A bird of pray. (Patrick Dexter, 6, Manhattan Beach, Grand View School)

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* Where do people see the world? At Sea World. (Sally Dexter, 7, Manhattan Beach, Grand View School)

* Why can’t the chicken cross the road? Because she was chicken. (Alexandro Marshall, 8, Irvine, University Park Elementary)

* How did the cow get into outer space? He followed the Milky Way. (Bobby Slattery, 6, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.

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