Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What happens when a black cat eats a lemon? It becomes a sourpuss. (Eva Gantz, 7, Lakewood, Rossmoor School)
* What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? “Jungle Bells.” (Nathanael Plater, 7, Granada Hills, North Valley Christian School.
* What did the picture say to the wall? “First they frame me, then they hang me!” (Rheanne Loren Perez, 9, Rancho Cucamonga, Cucamonga Elementary)
* What do you call a smelly egg from the Dinosaur Age? Egg-stinct. (Corey Padnos, 8, North Hollywood, Laurence 2000)
* Why did the girl put a flashlight in her lunch box? Because her mom told her to eat a light lunch. (Heidi Macha, 8, Costa Mesa, Sonora Elementary School)
* Why did the orange have to sit down? Because he ran out of juice. (Crystal Marie Ulibarri, 7, Long Beach, Hudson Elementary)
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