Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why did the cat cross the road? To catch the chicken. (Emma Standring-Trueblood, 7, Oak Park, Brookside Elementary)
* What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats. (Lauren Rose Arso, 7, Oak Park, Brookside Elementary)
* Why is a championship team like a broken drum? You can’t beat it. (Benjamin Schwartz, 8, Tarzana, Castlemont School)
* Can bulls write? Yes, they use a bullpen. (Christian Davie Ocampo, 7, Arcadia, Annunciation Elementary)
* What do you get when you cross a vampire with a watchdog? A pale mailman. (Anthony Tarascio, 8, Mission Viejo, Del Lago Elementary)
* What did the man say to the tennis ball? “Stop the racket!” (Monica Sharma, 8, Walnut, Ybarra Elementary)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print, please) your full name, age, hometown and school.
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