Flu Season
The flu this year is quite obviously a plot and a conspiracy. Evidence? What is it called? Hong Kong flu, right? What happened to Hong Kong this past year? The communists took over! Ah, ha. Clearly, it is a communist plot to take over the U.S. With up to 75% of the population feeling like they were either run over by a truck or hit by a nuclear attack, it’s working!
DAVE BECKWITH
Irvine
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