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* What do you call it when the air is filled with rabbits? Hare pollution. (Jeffrey T. Hershey, 6, North Hills, Valley Presbyterian School)

* What did Godzilla say to King Kong? “Stay out of New York, it’s really dangerous.” (Michael Steger, 8, Villa Park, Villa Park Elementary)

* What are the best flowers to brighten up a room? Sunflowers. (Bobby Armstrong, 10, Anaheim, Baden-Powell School)

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* A cabbage, a tomato and a faucet ran a race. The cabbage came out a head. The tomato will catch up and the faucet will keep on running. (Kristin Feay, 5, Granada Hills, CSUN Lab Preschool)

* Why didn’t Al Gore go to the Oscars? He didn’t want to compete with the statues. (Milosh Blagojevic, 12, Santa Monica, Lincoln Middle School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.

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