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* Why do bears eat honey? Because eating bees makes them sick. (Eric Henderson, 6, Anaheim Hills, Anaheim Hills Elementary)

* What kind of license does a pharmacist have? A license to pill. (Chinar Gandhi, 11, Cerritos, Whittmann Elementary)

* What do you call it when two cows kiss? Smooooching. (Sam Freiberger, 6, Sherman Oaks, Adat Ari El Day School)

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* What do you call a little boy who loves to play with phones? A phony. (Samantha Hertz, 6, Woodland Hills, Woodlake Avenue Elementary)

* What kind of test tells if a mouse is dead or not? A cat scan. (Freddy Lai, 12, Duarte, Duarte High School)

* Why is it hard to fool a snake? You can’t pull its leg. (Allison Kate Inouye, 10, Northridge, Balboa Boulevard Magnet School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.

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