Pint-Sized Punch Lines

What do you call a cow’s sandals? Moo shoes. (Logan Holmes, 7, Glendale, Zion Lutheran School)

* What does a cow like to visit? The mooseum. (Kristen Peters, 6, Anaheim Hills, Canyon Rim Elementary)

* What is a cat’s favorite jewelry? Purrls. (Alexandra Greenberg, 7, San Diego, Ecole Francais de San Diego)

* Why did the dog cross the road? To get away from the flea market. (Samantha Schultz, 10, Quartz Hill, Pinecrest School)

* What’s got a cold head and can’t think? Iceberg lettuce. (Fay W. Russell, 5, Kenosha, Wis., Wallace Pre-School)

* What kind of card has the best sense of humor? The joker. (Sophia Tieman, 7, Los Angeles, Buchanan Street Elementary)

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