Pint-Sized Punch Lines

What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were born on holidays. (Sharon Shogren, 10, Yucaipa, Wildwood Elementary)

* Why was the astronaut unable to get employment? Because he would only take up space. (Thomas Ballin, 9, Pico Rivera, Palm View Christian School)

* What do you call a whale in "Star Wars"? Moby Wan Kenobi. (Steve Calderon, 8, Redlands, Crafton Elementary)

* Where does Superman get his food? At the supermarket. (Alex Houston, 6, Santa Monica, Westchester Lutheran Elementary)

* Why did the boy throw peanut butter in the ocean? To go with the jellyfish. (Ruben Olague, 10, San Bernardino, Fairfax Elementary)

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