We Won’t Miss

Sure, there will be tears at graduation. But what won’t you miss about high school? A few seniors weighed in with this short list:

* Parent-teacher conferences and Parent-Teacher Night

* Being asked, “Where’s your hall pass?”

* Snoozer assemblies

* Open house

* Smelly gym showers

* Smellier gym clothes

* PSATs and SATs

* School buses

* Running laps and stadium loops

* Dress codes

* Detentions

* Biology dissections

* Tardy slips

* Bells

* Oozing Sloppy Joes and Styrofoam hamburgers

* Lunch line mosh pits

* Lockers

* Sea gulls in the quad

* Morning announcements and flag salute

* School parking lot

* Zero period

* Report card delivery

* Curfew