Change is the lifeblood of fashion. So the most important question, asked at the beginning of each new season, is: "What's new?" What's different; what styles will distinguish the summer of 1998 from last year and the year before?
A local television station asked me that a few months ago, when they wanted to compile a list of "Must-Haves for Spring" for a segment on an afternoon news show. (In my book, a "must have" is water or affection. As passionate as I am about clothes, I shudder to think that any item of clothing could be considered necessary to existence.) Nevertheless, cropped pants headed my list, retitled "What's New for Spring."
Short pants had appeared a year ago, when
Donna Karan offered khakis cut off just above the knee under her DKNY label and Ralph Lauren cropped the legs of narrow
trousers at the top of the calf and paired them with matching jackets. When spring collections were shown last October, abbreviated pants were all over the runways of Milan, Paris and New York, and Los Angeles designers loved the look too.
The shorter pants, called clamdiggers, pedal pushers or capris, seemed fresher than the parade of lacy slipdresses, beaded camisoles or sleeveless sheaths that, despite differences in details, were awfully similar to what already hung in stylish women's closets.
But when I told the TV news producer about them, she said, "Oh, gee. Can't you substitute something else? I don't think those are going to look good on very many people."
I was face to face with a raging case of fashion phobia. The more I encountered it, the more I became fascinated with its symptoms. Every time someone asked, "What's new for spring?" I'd talk about cropped pants and watch for a reaction. I wish I could say my research yielded an epidemiological understanding of fashion phobia. I only know that while at one time it seemed as though women could be classified as Bettys and Veronicas, or those who liked "Thelma & Louise" and those who thought it was dumb as dust, now there were two new categories: women who couldn't wait to jump into capris and those who reacted to a desire to embrace innovation just as others cope with an urge to exercise--they figured they'd lie down till the feeling passed.
I suspected that resistance to the new reflected more than the judgment that the world would be grateful if certain calves remained covered up. Of course, not every style is for everybody. Or for every body. But if women weren't open to new ideas now and then, we'd all be walking around in June Cleaver's perky shirtwaists or Marcia Brady's bell-bottoms. I was shocked by how many women leapt to the assumption that cropped pants wouldn't flatter them. Were their more adventurous friends descended from pioneers, or breast- instead of bottle-fed? For every woman who whined about being too short for clamdiggers or having been cursed with fat ankles, there was another clever shopper who figured out that the cheapest ticket to looking current was a pair of black capri pants.
"We started getting the capris in in January," said Molly Isaksen, manager of the Ron Herman boutique in Brentwood. "There's always a trendy group of customers who go for what's newest, no matter what it is. But besides them, we've had a huge demand for the cropped pants, from 12-year-olds to 50-year-olds."
Those who can contain their fashion phobia long enough to get into a dressing room will discover that subtle differences in cropped pants can make one pair a loser and another a keeper. Some are meant to be worn tight, others look better baggy. "There are so many different styles that any person with any kind of figure for fashion could find a pair that would look good on them," Isaksen said. "You don't have to be tall with skinny legs. If you try on a pair that hits you in the wrong place, we probably have another style that will hit you right. There are so many lengths that it's easy to find a pair that works."
The acceptance of cropped pants in L.A. reflects how much more casual dress is here. By March, women with inborn immunity to fashion phobia were spied at supermarkets and ballgames, concerts and malls, having found their own way to wear clamdiggers with platform sandals and tank tops. Pedal pushers aren't appropriate to wear to the office, but with a sleeveless, boatneck top and mules, they can be perfect for cocktails. They look best with open shoes, any kind of sandal, slide or mule. Sneakers and ballet slippers work too. Pumps and loafers don't. Tops cut short and close to the body look better than anything blousy and oversized.
I'm afraid that the minor outbreak of fashion phobia that greeted capris is nothing compared to the plague that might surface in September. Because the answer to the question "What's new for fall?" is . . . long skirts.
Cosmetic phobia: The press release read: "Vincent Longo Unveils the Water Canvas System--Water Canvas Creme to Powder Foundation and Water Canvas Base." Foundation? Foundation is liquid. I don't like creme foundations. But before I could finish my negative thought, I was suddenly in the middle of one of those Ally McBeal fantasies--envisioning the doors to my brain closing like prison gates. A strain of cosmetic phobia had infected me, and the symptoms were wholesale rejection of something new just because it wasn't exactly like what I was used to.
So I trekked to Neiman Marcus and met Vincent Longo, an Australian Italian makeup artist who started his own makeup line when models and actresses he worked with begged him for the special colors he blended for them. (Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder and Sandra Bullock can be hard to refuse.) His brand has been successful precisely because he looks for, and creates, the newest colors and formulations.
Longo discovered Water Canvas at a laboratory in Japan. The colors were initially too chalky for the American market, but he developed eight shades and will introduce four more, designed for African American complexions, in a few months. The creme foundation is applied with a sponge over a clear gel base that prepares the skin. So it covers smoothly without looking mask-like. It can be dusted with loose powder, or left alone for a more dewy effect. It comes in a refillable compact that's easier to travel with than a glass bottle of liquid foundation, and can be popped in a purse for late-day touch-ups.
"It's been the kind of product that's gotten popular through word of mouth," Longo said. "Someone recommends it on a beauty page on the Internet, and the next thing we know we're sold out."
Which would indicate women who surf the Net for beauty tips aren't prone to cosmetic phobia. After trying and liking Water Canvas (and getting past its awkward name), neither am I. Vincent Longo cosmetics are available at Neiman Marcus and Barney's New York in Beverly Hills, or from (800) V2LONGO.