Pint-Sized Punch Lines

What do you get when a bomb blows up in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart. (Laura Ouellette, 7, Denver, St. Francis de Sales School)

* Why did the dog go to the tree? Because he wanted to get some bark. (Jasmine Sahni, 11, Granada Hills, Hillcrest Middle School)

* What did Emmitt Smith's parents give him for his birthday? A Tackle Me Elmo doll. (Victoria Llaban, 10, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)

* Which baseball player can bark? Denny Beagle. (Michael Spitzer-Rubenstein, 8, Beverly Hills, Beverly Vista Elementary)

* What's big and red and eats rocks? Big red rock eater. (Chance Grable, 7, San Francisco, Franklen School)

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