Punch Lines

* What did they call Mr. Ed when he had laryngitis? The horse whisperer. (Caitlin Noel Cross, 5, Pasadena, Waverly School)

* What do you get when you cross electricity and a wagon? A voltswagon. (Andrea Lindsay, 10, Mission Viejo, Bathgate Elementary)

* What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans. (Fernando Ayala, 8, North Hollywood, Burbank Boulevard Elementary)

* What did one skunk say to the other skunk? "Hello, stinker." (Hannah DeRemer, 10, Tarzana, Roscomare Road School)

* Why did Tarzan lose the tennis match? He was playing a cheetah. (Joe Donato, 8, North Hollywood, Burbank Boulevard Elementary)

* What sound does a snail make? "Crunch." (Marilyn Andersen, 8, Rancho Palos Verdes, Soleodo School)


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