Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What did Batman say when he picked up the hotline? "Ouch!" (Joseph Mathieu, 11, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande Elementary)

* What game is played by musicians? Haydn seek. (Joseph Girton, 5, Los Angeles, Lycee Francais School)

* Why did the chicken go to the beach? It wanted to be extra crispy. (Manuel Sosa, 12, Los Angeles, Berendo Middle School)

* What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid. (Matthew Ordaz, 6, La Mirada, Lighthouse Christian School)

* When should you wear a bathing suit to go horseback riding? When you're riding a sea horse. (Long Phan, 9, San Gabriel, John Marshall School)

* How do you know if a corn dog is done in the microwave? It starts barking. (Shaina Routh, 8, Oxnard, Christa McAullife School)


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