Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What do you call a girl who rides her bike everywhere? Rhoda Lotta Miles. (Camilla Pearl Asaro, 7, Manhattan Beach, Pacific School)

* Did you hear that Picabo Street's hometown hospital is naming a wing after her? It's called Picabo ICU. (Alexander Messana, 11, Los Angeles, Laurel School)

* What do ghost kids eat for breakfast? Scream of Wheat. (Jesie Marie St. Clair, 6, Fontana, Cypress Elementary)

* What did one math book say to the other? "Boy, I have a lot of problems." (Gladys Escobedo, 10, South El Monte, Shively Middle School)

* How long does it take to build a blimp? A good year. (Angelica Malik, 10, Lancaster, Sunnydale Elementary)

* Where do dogs go to bark? The barking lot. (Cindy Oliva, 9, Los Angeles, Cahuenga Elementary)


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