Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What do you call a girl who rides her bike everywhere? Rhoda Lotta Miles. (Camilla Pearl Asaro, 7, Manhattan Beach, Pacific School)
* Did you hear that Picabo Street’s hometown hospital is naming a wing after her? It’s called Picabo ICU. (Alexander Messana, 11, Los Angeles, Laurel School)
* What do ghost kids eat for breakfast? Scream of Wheat. (Jesie Marie St. Clair, 6, Fontana, Cypress Elementary)
* What did one math book say to the other? “Boy, I have a lot of problems.” (Gladys Escobedo, 10, South El Monte, Shively Middle School)
* How long does it take to build a blimp? A good year. (Angelica Malik, 10, Lancaster, Sunnydale Elementary)
* Where do dogs go to bark? The barking lot. (Cindy Oliva, 9, Los Angeles, Cahuenga Elementary)
*
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print, please) your full name, age, hometown and school.
Sign up for The Wild
We’ll help you find the best places to hike, bike and run, as well as the perfect silent spots for meditation and yoga.
You may occasionally receive promotional content from the Los Angeles Times.
