Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why did the soldier salute the refrigerator? He heard it was General Electric. (Alexandra Hughes, 9, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett School)
* What happens when you find a horseshoe? There’s a barefoot horse running around somewhere. (Chris Alas, 9, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett School)
* How do you make a hamburger roll? Take it to the top of a hill and give it a push. (Justin LaGrana, 10, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett School)
* What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? “Ruff.” (Antonio Villalobos, 7, Placerville, Ga., Sierra Elementary)
* Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. (Rachel Karten, 7, Venice, Wildwood School)
* What did one trunk say to the other trunk? “Where’s your elephant?” (Christine Boldroff, 6, Agoura, Brookside Elementary)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print, please) your full name, age, hometown and school.
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