Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What kind of bow is impossible to tie? A rainbow. (Amber Espinoza, 8, La Mirada, Gardenhill School)
* Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he was not a chicken. (Stephanie Borneman, 8, La Mirada, Gardenhill School)
* Why was the witch first in her class? She was the best speller. (Sylvia Chavez, 8, La Mirada, Gardenhill School)
* Why did the boy ghost want to change seats? To sit next to his ghoul-friend. (Suzanne Lee, 8, La Mirada, Gardenhill School)
* What do you call little bugs that live on the moon? Luna-ticks. (Nicholas Tedrick, 11, Riverside, Jefferson Elementary)
* What do you get when you cross an elephant with a frog? A flat frog. (Nathan Diamond, 11, Riverside, Jefferson Elementary)
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