Pint-Sized Punch Lines
A police officer has a brother, but the brother has no brother. How could this be? The police officer is a woman. (Katie Pedeflous, 8, Oak Park, Brookside Elementary)
* What time is it when there are 10 lions chasing you? Ten after one. (Alexander Carasso, 6, Fullerton, Fairmont Private School)
* What topping do rock stars put on their mashed potatoes? Groovy. (Alison Gauthier, 9, Diamond Bar, Evergreen Elementary)
* What did one block say to the other block? “Meet you at the corner.” (Lucy Velasco, 9, Los Angeles, Cahuenga Elementary)
* How do you tell which end of a worm is its head? Tickle it and see which end laughs. (Kiran Sheshadri, 8, San Diego, Deer Canyon Elementary)
* What is God doing when it stops raining? Turning off his shower. (Danny Chase, 9, Riverside, Hawarden Hills Academy)
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