Pinted-Sized Punch Lines
What has a head and tail but no body? A coin. (Krystal Ann Ulibarri, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* Who is a virus’ favorite composer? Tchai-cough-ski. (Erica Sheerin, 10, Beverly Hills, Beverly Vista School)
* Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the Colonel. (Ilana Ruth Bevan, 6, Oxnard, Brooktree Academy)
* What is a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak. (Kelly N. Dix, 9, Garden Grove, Enders Elementary)
* What plant is always happy? Rose-merry. (John Rees, 11, Arcadia, Highland Oaks Elementary)
* When do golfers avoid coffee? At tee time. (Artie Goldberg, 12, Marinette, Wis., Elizabeth Avenue Day Center)
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