Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What did the ungrateful child say at the bakery? “Thanks for muffin.” (Taylor Swain, 7, Redondo Beach, Beryl Heights School)
* What side of a rabbit has the most hair? The outside. (Bobby Ray Bellucci, 7, Rancho Palos Verdes, Soleodo Elementary)
* Why did the girl eat nickels? Her teacher said she wanted to see some change in her. (Carly Lanning, 7, Valencia, Meadows Elementary)
* How do you make a coat last? Make the trousers first. (Christopher Jensen, 9, Rancho Palos Verdes, Point Vicente Elementary)
* What kind of cars do accountants have? Taxis. (Morgan Rivera, 6, Tarzana, Wilbur Avenue School)
* What is a pig’s favorite European city? Hamsterdam. (Zachary Katona, 7, Santa Monica, Canyon Charter School)
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