Pint-Sized Punch Lines
Why did the man exercise in his suit and tie? Because when he works out, he means business. (Mike and Amy Jordan, 10 and 13, Chicago, Marshall School)
* How does a chicken play the drums? With his drumsticks. (Michael Leicht, 5, Thousand Oaks, Meadows Elementary)
Where did Noah put the bees? In the arc-hives. (Nikki Williams, 8, Laguna Beach, Anneliese’s School)
* Four dumb girls went to Disneyland, but as they got off the freeway they saw a sign that said: “Disneyland left.” So they turned around and went home. (Simone Marie-Elise Esquivel, 11, Los Angeles, St. Anastasia School)
* What do people eat when they’re in the snow? Brrrrrrgers. (Allison Fletcher, 7, Anaheim, St. Irenaeus School)
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