Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What is at the end of everything? The letter “g.” (Joseph Mathieu, 11, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande Elementary)

* Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nissan. Nissan who? Put your knees on this pillow and say your prayers. (Camile Saltzman, 5, Los Angeles, La Lycee Francais)

* What is the cheapest boat to buy? A sale boat. (Esther Felstein, 8, Los Angeles, Nafka Preparatory School)

* What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat? A silly billy. (Noelle Kimiko Fa-Kaji, 5, Pasadena, St. Philip the Apostle)

* Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. (Eric Nunga, 13, Encino, Our Lady of Grace)

* What kind of car does a cat drive? A Catillac. (Kirstin Purtich, 8, Santa Monica, Mirman School)

* Why does a watchdog run around in circles? To wind himself up. (Veronica Kapelevich, 9, Los Angeles, Pilgrim School)

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