Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* How can you keep a vampire from biting you? Keep your fingers crossed. (George Sanchez, 9, Fontana, Fontana Elementary)
* How can you tell twin witches apart? It’s hard to tell which witch is which. (Stacee Ballback, 8, Balboa Island, Lincoln School)
* Why did the puzzle piece cross the road? To catch the chicken. (Sara Grossman, 5, North Hills, Sierra Canyon School)
* How many snacks did Darth Vader want? Only one “Kenobi.” (Daniel Crandall, 6, Mar Vista, Mar Vista School)
* What did the vampire say when the other vampire helped him up? He said, “Fangs.” (Francie L. Batarse, 7, Los Angeles, Westwood Charter School)
* What is the favorite dessert of fish? Pisces (pies-ies). (Andrew Arnold, 8, Wake Forest, N.C., Wake Forest Elementary School)
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