Mistress of the Dark a Real Doll

She’s got a Web site (https://www.elvira.com), a video flick (“Elvira, Mistress of the Dark”), a beer (Elvira’s Night Brew) and a perfume (Evil). Now, the macabre media queen can add a doll to her vampire empire.

“It’s an action figure, darling,” corrects the mistress.

OK, action figure.

Go figure.

Available next week at comic book stores, hobby shops, selected toy stores (and on her Web site), Elvira, the 8-inch-tall doll with bendable arms and legs, will sell for $16.

And she comes with accessories: your choice of a witch’s hat and broom, or a cheesy chain saw and boa constrictor.