Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Why are ducks cooler in the summertime? Because they are connected to the air conditioner. (Fay-Fay Wallace, 5, Los Angeles, Daveys Day School)

* Why did the man wear two pairs of pants while playing golf? Because he got a hole in one. (Leah Needham, 11, Huntington Beach, Mesa View Middle School)

* How did the farmer carry the cow? In a mooving van. (Benjamin Bovarnick, 8, Oakland, Oakland Hebrew Day School)

* What do you call a horse with no hair? A n-e-i-g-h-ked horse! (Kristina Dahlberg, 7, Studio City, Palisades Elementary)

* What do you call a baby fish from France? A French fry. (Terra Babcock, 8, Claremont, Sycamore School)

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