Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Why did the boy fill his mother’s car with water? So she could drive in the carpool. (Devin Diaz, 8, Long Beach, Kettering Elementary)

* What did the man say when he put the eight ball in his pocket? “The eight ball is in the side pocket.” (Samantha Luevano, 10, Pico Rivera, Rio Vista Elementary)

* What do you call a frozen policeman? A copsicle. (Julio Lopez, 5, Long Beach, Kettering Elementary)

* What did the chicken say after he crossed the road? Nothing! Chickens can’t talk. (Zachary Harvey, 7, Rancho Santa Margarita, Cindy-Day School)

* Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it. (Jordan Meldrum, 6, Westlake Village, Westlake Elementary School)

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