Butt, Really

In a special So SoCal summer investigation, we asked sidewalk vendors along muscle-flexing, silicone-strutting, tourist-gawking Venice Beach: Just what are your best-selling postcards? Without fail, they pointed straight to the moons, Alice. When it comes time to scribble something to the folks back home, nothing seems a better conduit than a blurry, third-generation posed photograph of a bunch of anonymous derrieres (pixelated here) to wrap up the California experience. What--you’d rather we be known for our Sig-Alerts?