The Next Best Thing to a Real Soul Mate

It’s not too late to find the perfect Valentine’s date. Just steer your computer to https://www.mrshowbiz.go.com and play the Celebrity Love Match game, which selects the stars you’re most compatible with for love, lust or friendship.

Type in your astrological sign, then fill out a wish list for the age and attributes you desire in a celebrity mate. Click a button and--presto--the computer Cupid conjures up a list of partners.

We wondered if John Hinckley Jr. would match with Jodie Foster, but since we don’t know his sign, we instead asked for a hazel-eyed, salt-and-pepper-haired female, age 18 to 30, suitable for a Scorpio male. The computer came up with Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Queen Latifah.

When we tried other sets of parameters, the computer coughed up a list of fantasy marriage partners that included Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry and--we’re not sure what to make of this--Melissa Etheridge and Anne Heche.

The possibilities are boundless. But the Web site carries one caveat: “Celebrity Love Match is to be used for entertainment purposes only. No one wants to see you get slapped with a restraining order.”