PINT-SIZED PUNCH LINES
* What happens when you cross a dinosaur with firecrackers? You get dyno-mite. (Lissette Torres, 9, Norwalk, Chavez School)
* What kind of horn makes no sound? A shoe horn. (Alex Lebon, 5, Irvine, Westpark Montessori)
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